Extra! Extra! This headline could be horribly lame!
You know what’s consistently a challenge for me as an online writer? Headlines. Here’s an example: I once wrote a banner ad promoting a basketball package that started with “Hoop! There it is …” I’m serious. I wrote this. And it got used. And now you might have just realized that you are/were at one time a fan of Tag Team.
So over lunch, I decided to play the game of “What happens when you Google ‘headlines for the web’?” to see what information is out there for the headline-challenged.
Here are the top-four results:
Newspaper headlines lost in web translation
Summary: Newspapers have to write headlines for search engines AND readers.
Headline help: This is an important thing to mention — you’ve got to write for the engines as much as you write for humans — and it applies to everything on the Internet, not just newspapers.
Julie recommends: Excess Voice Here you can find REAL tips for online copywriting (beyond just headlines) and even sign up for a newsletter on the topic.
Tips for writing web headlines
Summary: People tend to skim when they’re reading online, right? So your headline needs to be something that can reach out and grab eyeballs.
Headline help: Web headlines should be short, search-friendly and tested.
Julie recommends: The Online Copywriter’s Handbook Learn the basics with this book from Bob Bly.
Headline Depot
Summary: There is place called the Headline Depot and I didn’t know this until NOW? Here you can browse categories to “add highly targeted real-time headlines and news to your web site.”
Headline help: There is none here for copywriters. This is a place to learn more about getting a headline feed on your website.
Julie recommends: The Onion Headline Generator If you’re looking for a hilarious headline that has nothing to do with work, go here.
Star Wars – The Official Site
Summary: Includes official news, information on episodes, and images.
Headline help: I kid you not. This is the #8 result on Google for the search “headlines for the web.” So … no help here, either.
Julie recommends: Uh, this Star Wars site, of course.
Although this exercise was fun for me … I feel like I’m right back where I started. Do you have any good resources to share? Start sending ‘em in.

March 8th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Brian Clark at http://www.copyblogger.com does a great job talking about headlines and copywriting.
March 12th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Thanks! Here’s another good source that discusses web copywriting within the context of usability: http://www.useit.com/papers/webwriting/
March 15th, 2007 at 8:07 am
Julie,
I found an awesome site with hilarious headlines. I think my favorite is this one:
“What Are The 2 Greatest Things In The World? If You Guessed Bacon and Alarm Clocks, Then You’ll Love This”
The web site is Random Good Stuff
March 15th, 2007 at 8:28 am
I thought of another site that I haven’t visited in a while, but the headlines on this site are genius.
Take it for what it’s worth, it’s a celebrity blog:
The Gilded Moose
March 16th, 2007 at 7:18 am
Courtney — I’m not sure how you could have possibly guessed that bacon and alarm clocks ARE my favorite things in the world — but you did!
This discussion is starting to remind me of our afternoon keynote speaker from the 2006 MIMA Summit, Michelle Collins. That girl sure is an entertaining blog-headline writer: http://www.bestweekever.tv/author/MichelleC.